This one from the archives of the absurd: Contraband Found Inside Cayuga Jail, duly reported by our local news media.

Note the, ahem, arresting phrase: Four inmates at the Cayuga County Jail have been arrested for possession of tobacco and prescription drugs. The Contraband was discovered during a routine “shake-down.”

Nicely done, guys. Arrested while already in jail. Unbelievable.

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